Alyssa Arce’s first ever FHM shoot will make you hug a hobo

Posted by Jordan Waller

Unless you’re an American or an avid follower of super-cool photographer Terry Richardson’s Tumblr, the chances are that Alyssa Arce is not a name you’re familiar with.

Which is a massive shame when you consider that on a hot scale of one to 10, she pretty much comes in at the “Oh-my-God-I-think-I-swallowed-the-sun” mark. Which is so high it’s not even a number. It’s just a load of words.

So, to fill you in, Alyssa is this month’s FHM Would Wife. She’s a hipster Playmate with a fanatical approach to selfies and a face so beautiful it shouldn’t be looked at while walking in case you trip up over your own tongue.

Here’s why you should love her with all of your beating heart:

Her celeb doppelganger is Blake Lively

Her words not ours, but we’re not going to argue with it. For two reasons: firstly, she’s kind of right and, secondly, they’re both fist-bitingly hot and the simple idea of the two of them stood near each other is so great we need a glass of water to calm down.

She even looks hot when she’s in curlers

If you can look at a girl with curlers in her hair and still think they’re absolutely gorgeous then it means you should marry her IMMEDIATELY. Now if we could just get her phone number…

Her dramatic faces are really intense and sexy

Which means that if she was the girlfriend and you came home and wanted to moan about your day, she’d be the best, and sexiest, listener ever. Just look: